Soldier

SOLDIER is called ...

I wanted to go into the army and did not protest when the garrison POLICE handed me a card set up, but memorable 30 January Anno Domini 2001 I was not at all amused, because I realized that next year I'll spend away from home, away from friends, families, but among strangers, where as I plucked from their own small little world, throwing most putrid swamp under the sun - the Polish army. Last yelp gate, affectionate look at family and friends, farewell tears and an end. The end of everything I knew and liked, at least one year. It started with a real "men" (?) Life. It began with 350 days in prison, which is defined as only a bit prettier.
Since then, life went on a truly tortoise pace, and although today I have 7 months on the odometer, I did not serve in the Polish army as an honor or award. In fact, sometimes I can not believe that endured so muchGloria Estefan.

Firstly, what's all this service. The most important is undoubtedly the period commonly known as unitary "unitarką, where freshly made flesh mięsku teach the principles of behavior on a real battlefield. Crawling through muck, snow drifts, puddles (Arms Further treatment proceeds at such endeavors are very wet behind the ears and monotonous occupation), long spacers runs, marches with a heavy and not very respectable oporządzeniem back and the waist dobólowe shooting Kalach and withdrawn from the use of your time pistoleciku - niezgrabiasza P-83, which made many a military zapaleńcowi maize, digging through ridiculously small (though "very handy in melee") blades infantry exercises in throwing grenades, explosives odpalaniu simple, it acts to ensure the survival of all modern Rambo during the war. In addition to fun in a young commando traineeship (because they do not always age) soldier taking part in the drill activities - marching, wymachy hands, one, two, rhythmic retention, return and back again. Then repeat, and another, another and another. If mistakes are waiting for appropriate sanctions - extra running, trying to zdzierżenia "jumping" or long-term supports in front. Then the team to rip, change formation, bringing honor to march,Ella Fitzgerald and standing with arms and without arms. Day after day, to the bitter end. I still prepare for a responsible (so they say) guard service - learning retention bystanders, safe loading / unloading arms, laughably ineffective tricks, and remembering a few self hopelessly simple, but wonderfully annoying design passes. And "Yes the month and a half," unitarka "coming to an end. Sworn soldier is a real soldier, responsible for his actions and ready to face any usurper. At least they all think so. After a period of unitary przerąbanym (continuing with gusts up to two months) it comes time to test the practical skills of a soldier - are beginning to guard and protect (here a word of explanation: the full worth of firearms, and military protection of the baton of command and manual gas launchers - of which the containers usually do not have - sometimes to reach a set of handcuffs, which in no way want to slam), and once you start, it lasts throughout the period of national service and monotonous after a while begins to erode your guts even more than that is not always fresh food served on the soldier's canteen. I am in a unit specializing in issues and worthy of protection - the service is fully up to almost a few good months at 24 hours, dosypiając at their posts, tudziez even beyond them, psiocząc the staff, beginning to regret the loss of civilian life for some time, because looking subjectively adventure with the military does not teach anything useful (but maybe I'm extremely reluctant "student"?), and I am one hundred percent sure, no longer teach. So Gadki guys familiar with the military to "year with the lose of life story" should be regarded as sacred, cram them on the plate as the alphabet or the multiplication table, to manifest at every possible opportunity. Is the man in the army is stupid, better / worse than it was before, is a matter of discussion. Monotony of the service, which occur very rarely (at least in the unit in which I serve) trips to the house or even starting a fewJane Fonda hours outside the gate of the barracks can certainly fooled, but not wyjałowić with feelings and dreams that you have to aware your prior incarnation. You are still the same individuality as the embodiment of the army, only dressed differently, made in the difficult environment. The army does not tolerate individuals, there must be equal - equally you have to shoot, toddle, run, jump, guard - that is to ensure that military regulations. And this regulation is the world's largest bubel - archaic, casual, containing the mass of useless stupidity about how a soldier should be, look, speak, and certainly as you sit in kiblu. Moreover, our staff has all the totalitarian idiots. I remember that show how to use the shower, kibli, washbasins in which the hands carry toothpaste and the soap - I think everyone who saw it got stupid and tasteless - even the worst slut knows what it is flush, and how it should be use, which is not the end is probably aware of our leadership. Probably think "oh, this does not go to college, is therefore,Jodie Foster total moron who does not know what good manners, and had to grind his way to putting out a fire ass, and the rag he held in his teeth." The army today is simply cheap labor. Takes us to the cleaning where the damage money on the service order - remember how the stadium turf Guard gathered kipy and papers on chewing gum, which scattered the faithful fans of Sting's concert under the influence of emotions. Yes, dear, I was there and that I collected. Usypywanie or flood embankments. At the sight of truckloads of nadjeżdżającymi "bohatyrami in Khac" natives scattered on the grass washing them down jabolami our tirade when discussing how the army should help them in distress, fire brigade or the whole thing totally Olala wyręczając in OUR hands - in the shadow of preferred zalegnąć Jabłonki, shovels throw the head and podrzemać. Only when the emergence of a global struggle with the elements of journalists armed with cameras and video cameras threw briskly to work, that kind of enthusiasm and a desire to help our neighbor, so that if he knew a little what it means to maintain the vertical and swaying like a tired relationship with thrilling gave usypywania shafts for teleexpresów. And when you have a sad, editor of the army announced the arrival of heavy equipment to usypywania shaft, I thought, well, heavy equipment - a hundred blades and equipped like a hundred peasant chose the area of radioactive contamination. The heaviest of all this was zdzierżenie całodobowych roster: registered but come with the guard, you've already filled ready to go to the ramparts. Aretha FranklinBut no, some people are helped, that and the serduchu lighter, will remember what.

Fama universal proclaims that the military improve the condition and probably some truth in this is: we are running more than enough (early morning mortar is something which can not be like, with no choice but to take part in it), to reach common warm-up exercises before the company gallery (only if you want to belong to the representation of unpleasantness - I did have), and in the meantime a few extra kilometers whims in the name of the commander, who always believes that the army is bored and who probably enjoys watching zziajanych, zdyszanych, sweaty guys doing long distances with weapons on their shoulders. The problem is that the maintenance of hygiene is always too little time, uniform (his lack of?) Always mismatched to (not) adding an aura, and the interval between the meal and went too small (probably bend it happened ten minutes after the still undigested dinner) - if he take thisGreta Garbo into account, the health and passion for sports bieganych hardly exemplary.

The soldier is in addition to cheap labor, the good form wyżywki for podstresowanej staff - nerwusy for kobylecaco can squeeze out of us sweat, and of course their excuse always have hundreds of reasons that a soldier was walking unevenly, so that it looked, etc. Besides, soldier can tear some cash, especially as the head of the company finished the thief krojący everything winding his arm and zwalający blame on colleagues from the company. Incredible opportunity to earn a little cash left giszefty are also a variety of wyprowiantowaniu, but we probably do not need to convince anyone.

The buddies are different - some are bred on debile Commando, which seems to rule the world, others are typical examples bazarowych cwaniaków hands as a viscous, drug addicts and drunks, but there are fajni guys with whom you can talk and jump on the beer (the provided that the commander will be in mood and bring forth the "stalk"). Lucky depends on where and how to hit.Ava Gardner Certainly does not work the principle of selection - everyone goes, of course, in addition to the rich, invalids and bed-ridden patients. Generals also do not take. ;)

Level of training is not too high. True Passion ends with "unitarką, although drafts of work still appear strange different classes, of which only one in a thousand is embodied in the life (I suspect that the lack pieniążków decides to train a soldier in the army, which only temporarily) and general laziness of most with superiors. In total, just as well, usually do not have time to sleep in, hence the desire to further slashing is not omnipresent.

IMS is after all just to reduce unemployment, even here govern the marketing rights - the more training, the more instructors who are free can you just equated with puddle. Gestia defense has long since been lost somewhere in a spiral of bunkum. Today, more to the soldier odgarniał snow drifts, plucked weeds, sweeping leaves and do a cleaner, it will be cheaper and somehow neatly. And references to the future work will be immediatelyJudy Garland.

I do not know why, while on vacation periodic forced to write those few sentences, in the end I was odsłużenia little longer. I think I decided on the presentation of even the dim light of what product is manufactured in our beloved, beloved by patriots (those over sixty) Polish army - what is and will for many years. On the one hand, the sad picture of the military overlap inexperienced, often forced by fate to be who they are commanders, on the other bizarre boom, which can not invest in new equipment (our kaesy "from honorówki scatter so that at impact), respectable instructors and gray soldiers, who are, after all the most important figures in the pantheon of all that mad. Colorful pink and looks like only the "Air Cavalry" cleverly cut with scissors editor at the least convenient moments - let everyone know about it domorośli Rambo, whose fate will throw once through the gate of one of the many, but basically the same as all the other barracks. It's perseverance and wish them a rapid return to the bosom of civilian life, and the early exit from the prison into which I plunged recklessly homeland. May this time will eventually fly a little faster ...